– My beard keeps growing its very own beard.

– Hey, breasts. One time a football was thrown by me so very hard, we nearly dropped my whiskey, but I became in a position to get it with my elephant trunk of a penis.

POLITICAL OPENERS:

– Hilary Clinton actually seems like she’s positioning herself to just take a run at president in 2016. Continuer la lecture de – simply sitting here consuming an alcohol and viewing the overall game. Additionally, looking at a grown-up film on my laptop computer and calling my friend names that are derogatory. Impressed? →